walking downstairs in the middle of the night after blogging
Mom: “Why are you awake?”
Cynthia Lennon on John Lennon (via lennonade)
you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
youre gonna look so godamn cool
Great Dane is Stuck in the Tub
Ok, it’s so big I didn’t realise it was a bathtub until I read it.
lord of the rings: éowyn, shieldmaiden of rohan.
A sword rang as it was drawn. “Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may.”
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
Then Merry heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Dernhelm laughed, and the clear voice was like the ring of steel. "But no living man am I!”
IM SO DEAD.
there is some real inception shit happening here
there’s no way this is an accident
I didn’t think it would end this way…
attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand