natashwarma:

[han solo voice] leia organa??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of leia organa spill out of jacket] w-what  a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of leia organa scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for luke just listen 

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

lennonade:

"john lennon was a bad person blah blah blah let’s complain about bad things a dead guy did 50 years ago blah blah blah without actually doing any research blah blah blah"

kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

"Any more ghost cameos in the dailies?"
"Not in the first six hours."

larygo:

Congratulations to Benedict and Martin on their Emmy wins

gilliansanderson:

when you do all of the work for a “group” project

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